Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for sending me this wank material in the form of a Hot Topic model. I can imagine myself running my hands through his leopard-print hair right now. The only thing that would make him hotter is knowing that he is a fan of the greatest band ever, My Chemical Romance. Some may say that he looks pretentious or douchey or is perhaps afflicted with a strange version of alopecia, but I say that he is 100% man meat. Merry Christmas to me!